I bet he comes in French.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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