He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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