So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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