dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
3pm strippers are depressing
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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