He asked to "fluff my boner.."
zippers are such a cool invention
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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