Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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