i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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