So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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