I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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