He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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