just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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