I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize