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• (802): View more from Vermont

  You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?

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  The one in Montpelier?

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  yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  where's my purse there's an important taco in it

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  how was ur day?

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  this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.

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  That's practically a relationship for you

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  ... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.

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