you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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