He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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