hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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