so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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