she takes plan B like it's going out of style
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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