Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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