Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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