This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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