about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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