week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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