So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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