why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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