did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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