come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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