So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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