she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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