Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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