Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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