i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Do plants get herpes?
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