Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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