Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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