Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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