does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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