we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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