just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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