are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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