I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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