At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
send nudes
from the living room?
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