He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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