oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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