why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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