Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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