i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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