I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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