? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Randomize
