Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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