...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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