I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Randomize
