she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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