..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I'm really into asian looking animals
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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